Friday, May 27, 2005
6:11 PM
HAH!!! My common tests are over...... well it was over quite long ago but i was too lazy to come here to blog about it..... I did not do as well as i wanted...... especially my math....... math is my best subject n i always get A1s 4 my math n this common test changed everything......
The pressure before the common tests very huge.... but now that it's over it's slackin time once again!!! Hail the God of Slack....... Lemme give u a low down of my common test results for both last term n this term:
------Term 1 Common Test (30%)-------Term 2 Common Test(70%)-----Average
Art-------------------78------------------------------------72----------------------75
English---------------63 -_-"-------------------------------70------------------67 -_-"
Geography-----------93------------------------------------80----------------------87
HCL-----------------67------------------------------------65-----------------------66
History--------------92------------------------------------84-----------------------88
Life Science----------86------------------------------------72-----------------------79
Literature-----------68------------------------------------76 -----------------------72
Math-----------------90------------------------------------55-_-" F***ing hell------73
Physical Science------70------------------------------------78-----------------------74
Total: 680/900
Percentage: 75.60%
Attendence: 89/89
Conduct: Excellent (b^-^d)
Remarks: A well behaved, conscientious, and obedient pupil. LIKE WOAH!!! that is so not true....... haha..... King Kok(not kok btw my form teacher) must be dead.....
I'd like to make several comments about my results....
1) I NEVER get that low for my english....
2) Who cares about Chinese?
3) I SOOOO NEVER GET THAT LOW 4 MY MATH!!!! MATH IS MY BEST SUBJECT AND THAT TEST WAS A TOTAL FLUKE!!!!! F***ING HELL I SWEAR NEVER TO DO THAT AGAIN!!!
4) Lit is screwed up
5) My art teacher is either blind or stupid..... maybe both.....
6) Common test 2 was screwed up n hell no am i proud of it......
7) King Kok is a screwed up fella...... he once made me pump cuz of his own stupidity... i'll elaborate further later on....
8) I sleep in class.... (excellent????)
9) Excellent is a too overrated word....
10) My remarks are so wrong.... haha... teachers are dumb and so is the crap that comes out of their mouth.....
11) My total sux....
12) my math sux....
13) my math sux....
14) my math sux....
15) my math sux....
16) God Damn It My Math SUX!!!
17) Breathe..... breathe....... in...... out..... kae... i'm fine now....
Fine... now lemme elaborate about the King Kok incident.... btw that is my history's n form teacher's chinese name...... i mean wth.... KING Kok??? KING???? that is so used to explode his head and his ego.... if only....
Lemme begin.... I'm the sports rep in my class.... few of u know that but heck... so i m... during the first term we had an inter-house track meet.... so i had to pass the names of the runners in my class to the PE department.... so i asked 4 his permission n the whole class saw that!! Yea?? I have WITNESSES!!! So i was on my way to give the slip to the PE teachers..... it took me quite a while cuz that teacher was having his PE class at that time.... after i gave the piece of paper to him i headed back to class.... When i returned back to class guess what happened?? KING Cock said to me...... Where did u go?? and so obviously i told him i went to the PE department. na dhow did he reply??? His stupid mind suddenly computed a reply such as this.... U went to the PE department?? Did i give u permission?? I would never allow a person to leave the class and go as far as the PE department..... I was like WHAT THE..... the whole class saw me ask him n they were fighting 4 me.... he was like..... No no no... i would never allow a person to go that far.... Never..... u drop 20 now... the dropping part wasnt hard... i do it all the time during training but it was the fact that King cock suffers from short term memory loss and the Alzheimer's disease and took it out on me!! Like wat the.... the whole class vouched 4 me n he did not believe them... it's like 35 against 1.... that stupid baly... i wanted to unscrew his head and replace his brain with a peanut or something..... too bad he was a teacher and could do some real bad things to my reputation by giving me a demerit and all..... he's lucky it was the streaming year and a single demerit could decide whether i enter IB or not..... i would have set him straight..... I bet i could have scolded him an a**hole and he would forget the whole thing ever happened die to his short term memory....... Well it's over but i have learnt that next time if i ever need to go to the PE department during his lesson, i will get a written aggrement that he allowed me to go to the PE department.......
Before i wrote this post i also went to the RG chinese drama concert with jon n derek.... it was good... but johnny was like: what did they just say? He was pestering me throughout the whole thing as he did not even bother to listen to the whole thing...... nvm.... it's over already..... Bird was also there.... i was sitting with johnny.....-_-"... and derek was sitting with bird.... but the most fun things happened after the drama concert.... haha..... the most fun i had in a very long time.... one of the very little times i ever had to chill out and do anything i ever wanted.... i was night time so no one was watching.... me, bird, jon and derek were all alone in a very empty school.... haha.... bird toured us around the school.... it was like a school.... a real school.... like wth.... a school.... i prefer acsi... acsi is more like a hotel and a theme park.... while rgs? an office...... we went to see bird's, kok's, gv's n zhixian's class first... 206..... the light werent on and it was dark so bird did not dare to enter the classroom through the backdoor cuz the light switches were at the front door.... haha... so she was like so scared when i pushed her into the class without the lights on... she screamed.... haha... then she kicked me in the shins..... fun..... she showed us her very 'storeroom' like classroom...... it was damn messy and small.... so it was naturally cosy.... so i liked it.... haha... but the aircons werent on so it was steaming inside.... like a sauna.... even the windows werent open..... Rg classroom are cool... i particularly like the storage room behind the board..... can hide in there and when the teacher uses the board can open it and spray the teacher with pepper spray.... haha..... not good 4 reputation though..... but nevertheless fun through and through..... Then bird showed us the girls toilet... -_-".... she dared me n jon to enter.... no one was there so heck lah... i entered.... then suddenly the lights switched on.... i was so freaked out... either there was something mysterious going on or a girlentered the toilet and was about to use it..... so i was damn freaked out... more scared of the girl entering scenario.... turns out that bird did not tell us about the auto-on lights in the girls toilet.... so high-tech yet scary.... haha.... she played a joke on me..... like wth..... like SO NOT GOOD!!! haha.... then we went to her old sec 1 class..... 106..... the sec 1 classes were just beside the running track so i asked derek to run the 400m.... he was dumb enuf to do so... so me n bird took his bag and left him to run the 400m... we hid it at the corridor at the sec1 classrooms... she was giggling non-stop and that obviously gave everything away.... haha.... derek's reaction when he returned was pure gold... haha.... he was looking around and everywhere..... haha.... after we exploited derek's stupidity.... we went to bird's sec 1 class.... the door was locked but the windows were open..... haha... u can guess what happened next rite... it doesnt take an einstein to guess it... derek n johnny did not dare.... so i climbed through the window and into the classroom.... i unlocked the door n let bird , johnny and derek in..... they all are wussies..... after bird showed us her table and the rest's tables we were about to leave the container classrooms when i saw the metal grills... those vertical ones where u have to pull down from the celing... it was not locked too.... what kind of security is that?? so i quickly pulled it up... made alot of noise too but nevertheless was quicker..... haha..... that's something u dont get to do everyday yea? haha... and there we were back to out lil' ol' innocent selves..... and see the irony.... bird is a prefect.... haha... i also climbed the rockwall.... screw the red line... who cares about the red line?? i definitely didnt n there were no teachers in sight...... my instincts made me do it.... the call was too strong.... haha..... then we went to the air rifle corridor... the corridor at the air rifle room.... the light switch was at one end of the corridor while the notice board was at the other end.... bird went to read the notice board cuz she is from air rifle... i was at the other end..... well.... seeing that she was scared of the dark.... well..... my subconcious made me switch off the lights.... haha..... she screamed again..... then kicked me in the shins again.... fun..... that was the gist of it.... the chinese drama of course was not important... what happened after was.....
LIVERPOOL WON IN A FANTASTIC UPSET!!! 3-0 DOWN TO AC MILAN THEY WERE ABLE TO SCORE 3 GOALS BACK WITHIN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF THE SECOND HALF... NOW IS THAT PRO OR WHAT!!!!! LIVERPOOL ALL THE WAY.... YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE AND NEITHER WILL I!!!! AC MILAN SUX...... HOW DARE U LOOK DOWN ON LIVERPOOL??? U LET YOUR DEFENSES DOWN ONCE U SCORED 3 GOALS? STUPID MISTAKE!!! THEY WERE ABLE TO EXPLOIT THAT AND BEAT U TO THE GROUND!!!! HAH!!! 4-3 ON PENALTIES!!! LOSERS!! LOSERS!!!! I SEE LOSER CHOPPED ALL OVER YOUR SAD LITTLE FACE!!! EVER SINCE MICHAEL OWEN LEFT LIVERPOOL I FEEL IT'S BEEN DOING BETTER.... EVER SINCE HE STARTED TO GO DOWNHILL OF COURSE... MICHAEL OWEN WAS TRULY A PRO LAST TIME.... THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS AT HIS PEAK.... NOW HE IS A WITHERED FOOL... AND GOING TO REAL MADRID DID NOT MAKE HIM ANY BETTER..... IT DROVE HIS CAREER INTO THE DRAINS!!! STUPID FOOL...................
That was most of the most important things which happened in my life before i posted this post.... not much yea? haha..... maybe the next time i see bird i would wear shin guards.... haha.... protect me from her monstrous nature.....
If Yoda was doing a commercial on the fears of gaining weight.......
Insecurity leads to fear.
Fear leads to eating.
eating leads to the lard side.
Use the Force my friend....
Use the Force I say!!!!
Wierd but true.......