Thursday, May 05, 2005
1:12 AM
Once i post this, it would have been my second post in a week..... it's gonna be a new record...... during my absence i thought it would be impossible to start blogging again.... at least until Gv made a new blog and i put up a new tagboard on my blog.... I used to think tagboards could never work on my blog... like all the tagboards were in a conspiricy to stop the tagboards from working on my blog..... but that was in the past! I now have a perfectly working tagboard on my old blog, now with rewnewed life..... haha.... i'm being philosophical again.....
My Mid Yrs are coming soon and i have almost finished studying my History... last few points..... those bloody japenese which started the war ended up making us learn about their bloody military past? The americans should have just a-bombed the Japs and left them for dead before the war even started and then tell that general Yamashita that it was an accidental atomic test which somehow experienced very heavy wind and thus the a-bomb was blown halfway across the world towards japan.... the entire japan would sink and only leave 2 islands.... 1 for Disney land and the other 1 for universal studios... that's all one would need in japan... and then the japanese occupation would never have started... giving us 3 results.....
1) Singaporeans in the past would never have had to suffer under the japanese
2) Singaporean students in the present would have not have to suffer trying to memorise WHAT the japs had done to us in the past........
3) Whenever we go to japan next time we won't have to constantly hear the japs say 'Baka, baka, bakeru, baka, baka, bakeru, baka ........'
That would have seriously changed singapore's history and present.... these are the things i think would have happened:
1)The japs would be suffering as slaves to us singaporeans instead
2)We would force japanese students to learn about how singapore and america kicked their sorry butts back into 5000BC.....
3)They would be hearing US telling them 'Baka, baka, bakeru, baka, baka, bakeru, baka ........'
4)The japs would have to give singaporeans free entry into japan and disneyland and universal studios anytime of the year.... (Oooooooooo.............. this i want.......)
5)The japs would call US the masters of the universe.... and japan would be known as 'kana sai' instead of singapore being called Syonan-to........
Gv's EOIs are over and she is still telling me she screwed it up.... u think? she's a rg girl.... rg girls never screw exams up.... or at least the presteige of the school covers everything up..... haha..... hope it's the former...... 'Baka, baka, bakeru, baka, baka, bakeru, baka ........' ..... man i like that.....
After these few weeks of constant studying and mugging and ramming useless information into my head, i have concluded several things...... put in simple equations for simpler understanding....
History + Geog + Life Science + Lit + HMT + Physical Science + English + Math = Retardedness
Softball Competitions + Mid Yrs = HELL LOTTA STRESS
Little Boy + Fat Man = Mass Destruction
Gv + Kok + Jacqueline + Zhi Xian + Msn = Mass Convo
= Mayhem
Gv + Girl on her right = Big Wide Open Mouth
= Long face
Mr Deven + Voltmeter = Hell lotta laughs
Myself - Playstation 2 = Hell on earth
Hector + Grace Kwee + Zhang Yi Fan + Mdm Yoon = Mooooooose
Gv + White Light = Glaring Mirror
Anton + Shit = Family Photo
Anton + Lao Sai = Melting Children
Anton + White Light = Blinding Contrast
Anton + Dark Room = Invisible Man
Sorry.... i just had to do it..........