Wednesday, August 24, 2005
8:52 PM
Well it may seem a bit late to blog about this lahh.. n seeing that no one bothers to read this blog anymore.. but WHO CARES??? BWAHAHA.. i'm HIGH n i'm gonna blog about it ANYWAY.. wad can YOU DO??? hahahaha...
Riiite. .... i'm super high now.. just came back from sch n tomorrow is cross country... TOMORROW IS BLOODY CROSS COUNTRY!! THINK I SHOULD USE MY OLD MC I HAD FROM LAST YR I DID NOT USE?? BWAHAHA.. SO PAI KIA.. DUNNO LOR...
even if i DID go i wanna go to cross country tomorrow i am gonna do SECURITY!!! bwahahaha.. dun wanna run lahh... run almost EVERYDAY liao lor... SUPER SIAN... HAHAHAHA.. if it's not softball it's PE wth.... nvm..... wanna slack at least..... hahaha
WHOOO....
JOHNNY'S BIRTHDAYMAN OF THE MATCH DAY WHATEVERDATE: 19TH AUGUST
VENUE: JOHNNY'S HSE
EVENT: JOHNNY'S BIRTHDAY!! YAY!!
CHAPTER 1 (JOHNNY'S BDAY) Fine this may a bit late to talk about this but WHO CARES??? i mean i DONT?? hahahahaha... nvm...
sch ended at 12.40 4 me cuz NPCC was postponed to the next day so i was allowed to go home.. can u IMAGINE??? FIRST TIME I WENT HOME AT 12.40 LEGALLY WITHOUT HAVING TO PON NPCC!! WHOA!! haha... SHHHH.. dun tell... hahaha... so i went home at 12.40... got changed... slept cuz i was super tired... supposed to play the com though=P.. then sat in front of the com, my bed behind me, climed over my chair n SLEPT... walieu.. nvm... so i went to sleep till 3.00.. got up OH SHIT..... yeh.. kinda late... hahaha... i quickly changed, RUSHED to the mrt station n took the mrt ALL the way to JURONG EAST then changed train towards TANAH MERAH... than i a bit BLUR lor... didnt know that the train goes straight to TAMPINIS so i kinda walked out of the mrt, looked up, EH?? saw that it read PASIR RIS.. then like O SHIT.. quickly ran in.. HAHAHAHA... so bloody MALUATED...
Then stand quietly at the corner dun want people to stare at me... haha... the dumb boy who didnt know the mrt route well.. was supposed to meet johnny, alice, jj, edward at tampanis station so johnny can bring us to his hse. WAs supposed to b there at 5.45.. i reached there LATE BY 5 MINUTES THEN I WAS SUPER SCARED.. REACHED THERE WHO DID I SEE???? NO ONE!!! BLEEEEEDY HELL... NVM LOR.. SO I WAIT.... wait till 6.00? johnny finally came... edward turned out to have to do some BB stuff so he would be late... alice was also late.. on the bus to the station.. jj was also late... so I WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE... so johny came with DANIEL LAU N DEREK.. BLOODY RETARDED JIN YAN.. we walked to the macs across tampinis n saw alice n jj.. so we all went to johnny's hse vis bus... the 2 girls sit somewhere else n the 5 boys, me, jin yan, johnny, lau, n derek sat together on the bus.. then i was sooo SUAY to sit with retarded JIN YAN... everytime i even REMOTELY look at him.. STOP STARING AT ME, I AM THIS CLOSE TO SLAPPING U... wth... he KEPT on doing that.. n was SUPER lame all throughout the bloody bus ride n the bus ride was LONG.... so i nearly died....
YEP... FINALLY reached johnny's hse... his hse is HUGE i tell u... so nice some more... got pond.... then we go dump our bags... then we go play his com n ps... JJ goes around asking people to help her complete her survey.. alice n johnny show off that they can play guitar.. hahahahahaha
TIME PASS------
MORE PEOPLE COME...
all the other insignificant 2.5 people
1) CHRIS THAM
2) NICHOLAS *SOMETHING*
3) SOME GUY NAMED DEREK TOO
SO THAT BRINGS THE PEOPLE TOOOOOO...
1) ME
2) JOHNNY
3) DEREK
4) LAU
5) JJ
6) ALICE
7) JINYAN
8) N THE 3 OTHER INSIGNIFICANT 2.5 PEOPLE
CHAPTER 2 ( BBQ) LATER
everett n derek finally come...
TIME PASS---
ant n rx come...
MORE TIME PASS---
WE FINALLY START BBQ!!! SO FRICKIN HUNGRY!! AHHHHHHH!!! BBQ!!!
START WITH THE CHICKEN WINGS... LAME JOHNNY BOUGHT 4KG OF WINGS... SIAO...
so we FRY like siao lor... then the fire so weak!! then someone dropped the sausage STRAIGHT INTO THE CHARCOAL!!! BLACK SAUSAGE.. AHHHHH!!!
The ENTIRE sausage was black... BLACK... BLAAAAAAAAAACK!!! ANTON!!! nvm...
then during the bbq JASON n PIUS come... PAK PAK PAK PAK PAK PAK PAK PAK PAK PAK HENG!!!! nvm...
SO THAT BRINGS THE PEOPLE TOOOOOO...
1) ME
2) JOHNNY
3) DEREK
4) LAU
5) JJ
6) ALICE
7) JINYAN
8) DEREK
9) ANTHONY
10) RENXIANG
11) EVERETT
12) JASON
13) PIUS
14) N THE 3 OTHER INSIGNIFICANT 2.5 PEOPLE
WHOA!!! BIG FAMILY!!
Then while we were eating out DINNER CUM BBQ, the rest of the RG gals come... didnt dare to look at them.. haha.. PAISEH..... didnt even say hi... PAISEH... sorry lahhh... got CHANDRA somemore....
FINAL FOUNT OF PEOPLE PRESENT... ROLL CALL!!!
1) ME
2) JOHNNY
3) DEREK
4) LAU
5) JJ
6) ALICE
7) JINYAN
8) DEREK
9) ANTHONY
10) RENXIANG
11) EVERETT
12) JASON
13) PIUS
14) CHANDRAAAAA
15) BIRD
16) KOK
17) ZHIXIAN
18) ELE
19) N THE 3 OTHER INSIGNIFICANT 2.5 PEOPLE
QUITE ALOT OF PEOPLE YEH?
CHAPTER 3 (AFTER DINNER)Everyone played some card game called bridge which i dunno how to play so i sit there n stone pretend i know how to play... haha...
We sang Johnny a birthday song n BOTH chi n eng... WHOA... multi lingual... n then we had the battle of the (different) sexes (schools)!!! SHOUTED SCH CHEERS SO BLOODY LOUD... i think johnny's mom got pissed... haha...
Then bird asked us all to go outside where she took a coke can n poked a hole in it with yer hse key... FWOOOOOSH... ALL THE COKE CAME OUT N SHE ASKED JOHNNY TO DRINK IT.. ME SUAY SUAY STAND IN FRONT KENA THE COKE ALSO... WALIEU SMELL SO SWEET.... HAHAHAHAHA..... johnny's mom got pissed again i think....
We then went to play soccer!! YAY.. so long never play liao.. MUG LIKE SHIT.. cannot play... my legs r turning into tree trunks.... HAHAHAHA... fun... i put my phone into my sock cuz i didnt wanna play with my phone jumping in my pocket... hahaha... calling on my hp was never really the same after that... hahaha
Chandra aka GV n JJ n Alice went home after that
CHAPTER 4 (GOING HOME) Then after soccer... i didnt really bother about the other 2.5 people lahh... so i dunno when they went home.. so errr... let's just say they went home at THIS part of the story.. haha.. who cares about them anyway.... So the 3 musketeers went home leaving us all in peace...
Zhixian n Kok also went home liao... left only Bird, Ele, Lau, Everett, Me, Derek, Johnny, Ant, Rx...
OPENING PRESENTS (SUB-CHAPTER 1)
Johnny then started to open his presents.... Bird n Ele gave him a chocker n a pink hairband.. wow... Chandra aka GV drew a pic of Johnny when he was 70+.. Alive gave him G-string, JJ n Jin Yan gave him a T-shirt, the insignificant 2.5 guys gave him a DVD burner.. cool yeh? ex... Ant gave him a soccer ball. Someone gave him a small stuffed toy. dunno who. I think that's about it... JOHNNY LOOKED COOL IN HIS NEW PINK HAIRBAND BTW!!
BIRD N ELE, TRUTH OR DARE (SUB-CHAPTER 2)
Bird n Ele finally go home... the boys, me, derek, ant, rx, lau, everett, AARON, proceed to play truth or dare... IN THE ABSENSCE OF THE GIRLS... alot of secrets yeh.. idiot everett went home b4 he answered our question.. bloody spoilsport... lau went home the latest... 11.45...
The rest of us played truth or dare till late at night of 1.30... some of the more explicit secrets, we had to ask aaron to go to his room.. haha... poor AARON.... whole day kena raped by lau n still cannot share secrets... haha
BATHING TIME (SUB-CHAPTER 3)
After playing some truth or dare till 1.30 in the morning we all went to bathe... smelly like hell after the soccer... then we were about to sleep.. then we started to talk kok.. then that kok became BIGGER kok... then it became the LARGEST kok.. we talked n never stopped... we never slept.. haha.. then we went to play ps 4 a while... not just a while lahh.. we played 4 DAMN LONG.... HAHAHAHA.... we played so late into the night we became hungry again... haha
We went down n raided johnny's fridge... haha... took tons of snacks... went back up to play ps... then after that we went to sleep.. or at least we TRIED to sleep... yeh.. we went back to talk more kok n play more truth or dare..... after that we felt hungry again.. so we went to play more ps... we play, play, play.. till 6 am in the morning... lie in bed a while.. then cannot sleep... play more truth or dare... talk more kok.. BOOM 7.00 in the morning liao...
Aaron come up to the room... find out that we didnt even sleep at all.. AHAHAHA.... nvm... then we ate breakfast... then went to pasir ris park to play touch rugby n soccer....
After that we went back to his hse to play more ps n bathe again.. then we all went to the bus stop n went home.... sad... such an end to such a fantastic weekend.... hahahaha
BWAHAHA... HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES LONGER THAN JOHNNY'S MARATHON POST... BWAHAHAHA!!!!
PEACE