Wednesday, December 28, 2005
10:25 AM
OKAY! i realised something. aint no one gonna read this blog! so who am i kiddin. i'm just gona waste my time if i were to type my entire holiday in absolute detail. SO! i have decided to learn from jappy. just the interesting bits. in POINT form. BWAHAHA. the god of laziness has blessed me well. PUNY MORTALS BOW TO ME.
okay sorry. the god of laziness also gave me a rather unstable mind... it's NOT my fault.
1) California has Disneyland! OMFG. WHY doesnt singapore have one too!? OMG LA. S. R. NATHAN pls do a better job at being president and have Disneyland at sentosa rather than that bloody casino. disneyland makes more jobs n fishes more money. and it gives CHILDREN something to do rather than make those under 21 STAY OUT. speaking of casinos. the casinos in Las Vegas are FANTASTIC! BWAHAHAHA. Yes me and my cousins got chased out >< but we DID see our uncle win some money in the slot machine. then lose it all again. He like played $65 and $100 in 2 seperate occasions on the slot machine n lost it all. HAHAHA. so amusing to watch.
2) International House of Pancakes. (WTF?) IHOP!! called I-HOP. yes it sells pancakes. it's a new fastfood restaurant at america. bloody hell it's EVERYWHERE. it serves FANTASTIC PANCAKES AND OMLETTES. omg la. SAVOURY. damn nice. u buy the omlette, they serve u PANCAKES with it. thank goodness if u buy pancakes u dun get more pancakes. the serving sizes are HUGE btw. after i eat the omlette i can barely finish the pancakes. and i eat ALOT btw. it's like near almost all of our hotels. when in california is was a 5 minute walk away. in san francisco it was right beside our hotel. it's EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU. EVERYWHERE!!! like the black plutonic plague. okay bad example. but it's still everywhere. just a little note: the IHOP at san francisco has pretty waitresses. =DDDD
3) People in america are very friendly. well if u got mugged. that's your problem. if some homies tipped u off. your problem. btw i am laughing at u. OKAY. but but BUT. thy were nice to us. whenever u step into a shop. WITHOUT FAIL. someone will come to u and say. HI, HOW DO YOU DO. and SMILE. SMILE!!! they SMILE!!! omg la. in singapore leh? u look at the salesgirl. she stare back and dun help u. i kena once b4. "Walau! kan si mi kan! Bu shuang ar" okay that was a salesman. in SINGAPORE! wtfh. okay nvm. they offer EXCELLENT service. omg. -faints. after coming back to singapore u feel like slapping the salesmen and salesgirls ><
4) Hollywood is like.... wow... faints... people dress up like stars and collect tips. u can see nearly anything at hollywood. some break dancers were there collecting donations. omg. johnny watch and learn. WATCH AND LEARN. omg la. those are really the homies who can really breakdance. super zai. and some human statue can really dance lor. he was doing moonwalks all over the place. so jealous. haha. went to the wax museum there and ripleys and guiness records. the hollywood stars lining the hollywood blv is so COOL! omg la. but BLOODY HELL didnt find brad pitt's and johnny depp's. -bangs head on wall ><
5) Universal Studios is quite boring. they only have 1 roller coaster. WTH?! ONE!??? nvm and they have that plunge kinda ride. jurassic park. super fun. it was an 84 ft drop. WHOOOO... we and my cousins went 4 it once. just to test the drop. then the second time we went 4 it we all raised our hands and did funny poses cuz they take your picture. HAHA. we are weird people with out of control minds. NOTE TO SELF: dont scream on a plunge ride. the air collects in your mouth and u wont produce a sound. u will just appear retarded to the people ard you. trust me. it happened to me. and the SOLE roller coaster is called the MUMMY! bwahahah. it ROOOOOCKS. it's SUPER FAST!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! went on it 6 times >< it's the #1 ride there for a reason. HAHA. first it goes slow to bring u through the story of the curse of the mummy. then suddenly all the mummies come alive and then VROOOOOM the vehicle accelerates to DAMN FAST. VROOOOM!!! up and down fast turns here and there in darkness with only freaky sfx. haha. then suddenly. the vehicle suddenly stops. and then.. VROOOOOOM it goes backwards! OMFG!! AHHHHH!!! SO FUN!!!
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