Thursday, January 19, 2006
9:44 PM
Well. i'm back from Vietnam. and most probably no one is gonna read this blog till tmr cuz the only people who read my blog are rg people and cuz of their OBS. omg it sounds so weird. like only intellectually advance people read my blog. i am so honoured. okay la. it's just cuz they are the only people who bother. o well i am BACK FROM VEITNAM. and unbelievably SAFE FROM BIRD FLU. all those cursing and swearing at this time. please jump out that hole in your hse called the window. just do it. your parents aint here to egg u on but u know u want to. just go okay? no one wants a person who hates me alive on this world. just go.
well enuf of insulting those sad people and on to the fun stuff. ME ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE ON THIS BLOG. well howdy doo.
Vietnam was hellish in a way and fun in another way. okay try to understand me pls. it was fun at times and just.. just stupid.. at other times.
bargaining in vietnam is a whole new experiece. it was amazingly fun. taking advantage of people's deperation to sell their products was amusing. we were able to exploit those who oh so so desperately wanted to sell their stuff and manage to get a gd price on it. i like bought 6 shirts for 70 000 Dong each. which only costs approx 7 sing. like WHOA. yeah WHOA. that's a gd price. okay okay they were stubborn okay? it started at like 8 bucks. but nvm. at least i managed to lower the price abit. that's gd already. we also managed to bargain a pair of jeans from 230 000 DOng to 120 000 Dong. which is about 23 bucks to like 12 bucks. now are we good or WHAT. OH YEAH! WE ARE GOOD!
but the weird and stupid this was that while shopping some people would attempt to drag and pull u by the sleeves into their shop or space more like to buy their stuff. it got damn annoying when they refused to let go. but when u find people like that, u know for sure they would allow u to buy their stuff for about any price u give them. which was pretty easy to exploit. i wore my liverpool shirt that day and it was kinda.. okay VERY ANNOYING when people called me "li'erpoo" all the time and tried to pull me into their space. DAMN YOU ALL VIET SHOPKEEPERS.
oh yeah. my friend wanted to buy a pair of jeans. LEVIS. but fake of course. they were LEVIS 501 with ZIPPERS. like wtf? anyone who has original 501s would know that 501s use BUTTONS. so my friend wanted to buy them. and i was there with him so he was asking me whether it looked nice. and YES I DO HAVE AN ORIGINAL LEVIS 501 JEANS BOUGHT FROM AMERICA. WHOOOOOOO.... so yeah i told him it looked so absolutely fake. and the shopkeeper was asking me to keep quiet cuz she knew i was telling him that the jeans was not worth buying. she was asking me to KEEP QUIET DAMMIT. i wanted to SLAP HER U KNOW. she was like FRICKIN ZIPPING MY MOUTH UP. that stupid bitch. yeah so i smiled at her and told my friend that the jeans looks so obviously fake. and she got angry. so i smiled at her again. and my friend walked away. HOHOHO. UP YOURS BITCH. IN YOUR FACE. so when me and my friend walked away i turned back and smiled again! and then i asked her to shut up. see how amazingly polite but rude i am? u must know how to make the correct BLEND of mean-ness and polite-ness.
she was a BITCH. i dont like BITCHES. and there was this other old lady with an incredibly strong arm. she gripped onto my wrist when i told her i didnt wanna buy anything from her. ANOTHER BITCH. she was a BITCH WITH A STRONG ARM. omg. that's bad. and she was OLD for goodness sakes. an OLD BITCH WITH A STRONG ARM. omg what is worse than that. AN OLD BITCH WITH A STRONG ARM WITH AN ATTITUDE WHO ASKS U TO SHUT UP. okay at least that didnt happen. that would be bad.
and i know now that elliot is a bloody retard who doesnt know what he does but he is BLOODY FUNNY. okay. he's damn funny. he was elaborating about how flat the women in the fashion channel were and comparing them to his own chest. HAHA. he raised his shirt and started to compare. like wtf la. he is funny in his own way.
i'm damn sleepy >< we have been sleeping at like 12 every night cuz of briefings and debriefings till late at night. my eyes are so tired....
we sleep at 12 and are forced ro wake up at 6.30 cuz of stupid morning calls by our teachers. dammit laaa... i'm damn sleepy.
btw james and oliver phleps sent me back their autograph! how fascinating. i ask them for another one signed to my sister so o well. she is bloody happy. I AM BLOODY HAPPY. it says TO NICK, BEST WISHES. OMFGWTFHBBQKNNCCB. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
damn cool. and i am damn happy. also happy to be back in singapore. missing everyone. and i definitely got to know everyone in my class wayy better.
okay i'm sleepy and bored. very very sleepy. bye.
ciaoooooo
PS. i missed everyone! yeah and sherrie and van. since u both wanted a jersey so badly i bothered to buy u both a shirt. (POLO SHIRT UNDER REQUEST FROM VAN) and i MAY. repeat. MAY bother to go to queensway to get it printed. so give u both your own jersey. i'm doing this cuz van ASKED me and sherrie was SO JEALOUS when we got our class jersey and she wanted one so bad. so actually YOU dont get any cuz u didnt bother to ask me. seriously i can be nice if i want to. lemme remind u i CHOSE the shirt. so it looks nice. not any ordinary shirt from under the dude's bed.
okay fine. CIAO.
really.