Tuesday, February 13, 2007
7:23 PM
for those who need it,
for those who find uncontrollable needs to slit their wrists,
for those who somehow dont realise that they carry cutters with them wherever they go,
for those who's MSN nickname always refers to a person that they cant get,
for those who dont realise that they have a rather large emo tear by their eyes
for those who just cant seem to realise how lucky they are,
you're probably EMO!
dont worry! there are cures for this new plagued disease.
buy EMO-NO-MORE! the new formula created by slaphim/he'semo.
with the specially formulated formula, bid a good bye to complete and utter darkness which is emo.
just follow two simple steps and in only ONE application, you are bound to see results!
1) apply on cheeks with moderate force with open palm
2) repeat step 1 till you see results
watch in amazement as his rather upside down smile turns upright. and how he no longer whines about all the wrong things.
just call this toll-free number (for first minute only) and let our helpful but disgrunted workers do all the work.
7527-446-74559 (SLAP-HIM-SILLY)
you will receive your bottle of EMO-NO-MORE within 5 lunar months of your call.
if you call now, you can get the special offer of 20 monthly payments for 10 years!
so call now! and grab this offer while it lasts!
(results may vary for extreme cases. if face suffers from excessive redding, stop treatment and consult a doctor who is stupid enough to listen to you)